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ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

1stclasspussy:

me after I prove someone wrong

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baby: m..m-m...ma...
mom: mama? are you trying to say mama?
baby: m..mATOI RYUKO!!!!
sister: KIRYUIN SATSUKI!!!
omuraisuu:

shy penis 

omuraisuu:

shy penis 

me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy
defyingstandard:

whododatlikedat:

"But yeah, me and Danielle, I feel like she’s gonna be my friend for life." (x)

The beauty in this picture is overwhelming

defyingstandard:

whododatlikedat:

"But yeah, me and Danielle, I feel like she’s gonna be my friend for life." (x)

The beauty in this picture is overwhelming

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

90s90s90s:

Me and my friends used to sing this at recess.